Hello, everyone! Evil Fleet Productions is an independent gaming group with some of the longest running events at Gen Con. We pride ourselves on playtesting our events to give players at the con the best possible gaming experience.

We're looking for playtesters who would like to try out Paranoia Trek IX: The Shangr-I-LAA Ripoff. Here is the write-up for the event submission:

Greetings, FED sector troubleshooters! Which sector will win the Happiest Sector of the Yearcycle award? Please gather data to assist the Computer in his decision. The Ultraviolet citizens of these sectors have a lot riding on this award, so please do not succumb to bribery, threats, extortion, swindles, mutant powers, secret society plots, assassination attempts, vaporizations, or infomercials. Have a nice daycycle!

PC character choices are Wrinkl-Y-HED, Bald-Y-HED, Touch-Y-FLY, Point-Y-ERZ, Scott-Y-BZE, Mcco-Y-DOC, Janewa-Y-Kat, and Weasl-Y-KID.

No experience with Paranoia is necessary. Heck, we've even had a player who had never seen any Star Trek before.

What we're looking for is people who are willing to spend four hours playing the game, and maybe another hour telling us what they liked - and more important, what we can do to make it better. In exchange, we'll spring for whatever food we end up ordering.

We'll probably start around 6 pm. The playtest will most likely be held in Oak Park, though there's a chance it could be in Chicago if that would be easier for the playtesters.

If you're interested in being a guinea pig, leave me your name and contact info at TheEvilFleet@aol.com. Thanks for your time!

David Wulatin
Evil Fleet Productions

Sounds like fun! I can't make this one, but let me know if you play again!

Want me to post this on the calendar?

Also, feel free to come by my Paranoia game the very next night in Lincoln Park.

Sounds like fun! I can't make this one, but let me know if you play again!

Want me to post this on the calendar?

Also, feel free to come by my Paranoia game the very next night in Lincoln Park.

Sure, you can post it on the calendar. This is our only Paranoia event, but we will be playtesting four other events before Gen Con. Three will be using Hero System, and one will be Call of Cthulhu. We'll try to do about one a month before the convention.